What Does Tight Pants Gotta Do With Sperm Count Dude?

And so I heard the 'in' thing now in the stereotype world is Indie. Half-folded, long-sleeved, checkered shirt with tight skinny-fit black pants. Medium-long hair that covers half of their eyes and listens to indie-music. Well I listen to indie music since I was like 15? That's like 4 years ago but I do not consider myself an Indie. I'm not even listed in any stereotypes, haha so don't label me. I love everything about this indie thing, everything except skinny-fit pants. Well i loved them, but now I don't because it is one of the main reason why men are infertile. Yes, you heard me. Skinny-fit tight pants are able to make you infertile. Why? Because you gotta make some room for your doodle dudes. They need to breathe too. It becomes warm and not suitable for the sperm to live. Wear a pair of boxers instead of a tight underwear or (spender) that's what you call in malaysia. haha.

Fun Fact: A scrotum (the bag that contains your testicles) needs around 2-degree celsius lower than the body temperature, that's 36 degrees, higher than that might disrupts your sperm count, eventually infertile. Putting your laptop on your erm ironically your lap might lead to infertility too. However, women have a higher percentage of infertility than men due to other reasons.

Tight Pants make you: Look good but might lose your sperm count.

Alcohol; Behind The Scenes

I heard my friend saying a couple of times that alcoholic drinks and cigarettes are the main contributers to the government with alcohol on the #1 spot. I also thought of hearing him saying that we got the biggest alcoholic drink production factory in the world?? Really? I find it hard to believe the latter but the formal is quite true. You see, it made me realise that if alcohol is the country's main contributor which is obviously from a haram source of profit AND they pay government servants with this source of income, that means goverment servants are getting monthly income from a haram source. Is that it? If so, I would consider myself on working private sectors hopefully with no haram source of profits. OK if alcohol is not the main contributor, it still grows a little income for the government. What do you think? Please leave some comments if you beg to differ.

Fun Fact for ya: Malaysia ranked 10th in the world in alcohol consumption. Seriously what? Melayu....hmmm. I hate drinkers and smokers. Seriously you guys think your cool? Okay smokers are still acceptable, but alcohol?

Alcohol makes you: Drunk, do stupid stuffs like flashing your stuff (haha), have big tummy that ur naval pops out, drink drive n dead, 40 days of unacceptable solat (15th time n u'll never smell heaven ever!). Nxt time when you grab a bottle, think of hell. Gotta fight satan. Hehe.

Shisha//Cigarettes?

Shisha is believed by many a safer way of smoking and causes less health risks. I call it a fancy way of smoking, hehe. Results have shown that it is just as dangerous as smoking. The fragrant flavours contains 3500 types of chemicals. Around 200 are toxics and 43 are carcinogenic. Thing is, non-smokers out there think it's cool as in there are no health risks involve. There are traces of tobacco and NICOTINE. The use of water as a filtration system is a lie. Well maybe not, perhaps back in the old days they thought so. Recent studies states that toxics chemicals and nicotine will just pass through the water because simply they are not water-soluble. You can't blame them, they are quite addictive. Im a non-smoker, I even curse at people who smoke. There is this one time I had this minor abstinence against shisha and it only lasted for about 10 minutes, awwh the smell the flavour. It was awesome. I can't take it anymore. Grabbed the damn pipe and sucked it in. I'm still new to this and yet I'm hooked. My 1st experience with shisha; I felt like i was high. My head hurts and I almost puke. Probably a way of my healthy lungs saying no :D. I tried smoking to know how it tastes like many many times and I'm not even tempted to try it once more. Probably it was a pack of cheap cigarettes. From my experience, you will get hooked to the shisha or (hookah) that's what they call it than cigarettes.

Oh well, it is your choice. You control your life, everytime you inhale you will only be 4 minutes closer to death. Oh in case you're wondering, I don't do filthy alcohol. NEVER want to know how it tastes like. My sister said that it smells.

Smoking these makes you: Bad breath, uncharming smile, husky voice? (it's a lie), dark lips, premature aging (read men's health) , cancer-related diseases, makes u grow hair on ur back, INFERTILE.

Fiat 500

As I was reading through the morning papers in the crack of noon, I came over a car ad and at that exact moment i fell in love with it. It's a FIAT 500, it is red-white interiored, and it's a handsome car!

So ok I'm stucked at this level coz I'm required to sing a lullaby for this fucking ghost's child in a cradle. Still, I don't wanna sound like an idiot upstairs with the lights off humming by myself. My brother's gonna laugh at me. Maybe tomorrow night. So far, worthy to be played! :D

Hotel 626: Can You Survive The Night

Iman's bro, Muhammad told me about this new online game, Hotel 626. He said I should try it. I haven't tried it yet but I've read reviews about this game that it is really scary. My 1st impressions were they really did a great job on the graphics and scary environment. And to make it scarier this game can only be played between 6am-6pm. So I'm off for it. You should too. And starting from tonight, no one can interfere me except my new gal and this game. HA HA. Wish me luck. :S

Nissa, ada apa dengan 14hb?

There is this girl. At first, I thought she's like this girl who you don't wanna mess with. And to her, I am this sombong dude who don't talk to girls. Turns out both of us are completely wrong when we were officially met at the library about a week before the final exam. We talked a lot, teases about each other and exchanged our numbers. I don't know about her but i secretly had a rather confused crush on her. Do I like her? Because I kept thinking about her every night before sleep during the week and really can't wait to go to the library again with her on the next day. And there goes the finals. During sem break, we still contacted each other and I know a lot more about her. 2nd sem opened, we met each other again. Texted her quite frequently until one night, one of the most amazing nights ever which I didn't get enough sleep feeling really glad, she confessed her feelings. I 'm like the happiest man in the house to hear those three words coming from her, "I love you", and then I replied, "I love you too", without thinking of the consequences. At this state I'm still confused. I said to myself, "Dude, do I really love her?, WTF did i just do". And then another text msg came in. She said "I love you, please don't let me down". Ofcourse I was freaking out, because Im still confused of my feelings status towards her. Heh! She is like this really sweet girl that you just don't wanna break her heart. You know what, I just got along with her and see if god hates me or not. Fortunately, things are finally picking up for me after a few hangouts, walking back with her after classes and a visit to the 'lubuk puaka' at our uni. And now I dare to say, I LOVE HER! whoot!!